Squid Kiss 

Definition: when a woman’s vaginal lips are so long that if you try lick too far south they wrap around your face, and it feels like you’re kissing a groping squid.

Bro, last night Stacey gave me a moist squid kiss!

Squid Kiss by Lil Jizzy Vert February 22, 2022

hidden kiss 

1) The hidden kiss is a metaphor from Peter Pan. In short, it may represent preserved innocence- the part of oneself that remains forever youthful. Mrs. Darling in Peter Pan, keeps her hidden kiss to herself; not even sharing it with Mr. Darling. One's hidden kiss, reveals the truth of his or her innermost self; his or her true cares and beliefs; what makes a person tick.

2) In Peter Pan, the hidden kiss is located in the corner of the mouth, where the lip begins to turn out. It could just be a term for that area of the mouth. Or, maybe Mrs. Darling's "hidden kiss" is there, because that is the area where her facial expression changes… ruining her façade.

-If anyone is especially interested in this term, check out literary discussions that compare the metaphors of Mrs. Darlings hidden kiss, with Peter Pan and Wendy. Very poetical stuff!

Mrs. Darling's hidden kiss in J.M. Barrie's "Peter Pan."

hidden kiss by CWeitzenfeld September 24, 2012

Poseidon's kiss 

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.

Poseidon's kiss by Dickbutt July 13, 2012

posiedons kiss 

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole

I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved

posiedons kiss by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017

glasgow kiss 

A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.

Love ain't like the movies
it blisters and bruises
and knocks you about with its fists
It Leaves you a wreckage
all postaged and packaged
and sealed with a Glasgow kiss
- Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.

glasgow kiss by J. Z. Knuckles September 1, 2008

4 corner kiss

Also can be known as a compass kiss North (forehead), East (right cheek), South (chin), west (left cheek) is when you kiss all four “corners” of the face. It is usually placed on the Forehead, cheeks and chin. It doesn’t have to be limited to just those places, but just as long as there is a kiss on a separate section of the face, it qualifies as a four corner kiss.

Person 1: I love it when I cuddle with my bf and he gives me a 4 corner kiss. I literally melt

Person 2: oh my god I’m so fucking jealous please stop being a happy couple

4 corner kiss by Imaginebeingsleepy November 24, 2022

neptune's kiss 

The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.

(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"
(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"
(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."

neptune's kiss by Dannyboffin October 28, 2007