Wizard King

A person, typically male, who has reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

Damn, he looks like he never gets laid. Definitely going to become a wizard king some day.

by Donkeybonktor January 7, 2021

King Coochie

Female has an amazing pussy. Is controlling and dominant. Does not care much, because her pussy sits high on a pedestal and she knows it.

Seductive. Hot. Feisty.
- She can get any male she wants, but is not a slut.

(after sex) "Damn... you really are King Coochie"
(During a fight) "Why do you always have to be King Coochie!"

by Victoria4590 February 21, 2011

dick king

Someone who is the king/queen of sucking dick

You are the dick king.

by mot6032 March 8, 2017

Street King

One who stockpiles dirt on anyone that stands to get in their way, thus controlling them like a king controlling his peasants.

I have audio of my brothers and sister talking about doing drugs. I am the street king of my family.

by Turtle Painted Blue March 4, 2011

King Corn

A man from the Ozarks who makes big doo-doo.

King Corn once crapped a turd that snaked its way down the street and ate a cat.

by Brett Saberhagen December 2, 2007

king booty

A very big booty.
Can also be used to refer to the owner of said booty.

Damn, that ho got king booty.

by Dr. Wallace Breen February 1, 2008

king troll

Someone who hates the anime naruto and constantly complains about its fans every day.

Did you hear about king troll complaining about naruto fans for the 50th time in one day?

by Tokyo69 February 13, 2021