goon kick

a cheap exploit used to refer to a wide reciever playing kicker on the ncaa football series.Ofter before this kick the player will shout the goon is back for a warnig that there about to goon kick you. made famous by adi cards

hey jim why does it look like hes trying to goon kick me.player in background shouts the goon is back" oh shit" says jim.

by shiskobob September 29, 2012

B-kick

When life give you a swift, hard kick in the bagina.

Example 1:
Girl: My boyfriend just dumped me over text message.
Friend: Oh man, that's a real B-kick. Sorry dude.

Example 2:
"Hey neighbor, sorry for the b-kick but I just ran over your dog."

by jtownpop1 September 19, 2013

Kick Return

Used in football to describe running the football back after getting it kicked to you; But used in the Bothell area as Returning 'Kicks' also known as shoes, either for bad sizes, or just back kicks.

Obama: Sorry I am late.
McCain: Where were you?
Obama: Had to make a kick return.
McCain: I got a new suit and tie.
Obama: I got some F.N.K.'s!

by Ryin82 December 15, 2008

Sci-kick

A term used in the show The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.: Reawakened. The word was made when Saiki's mom had made up a homonym for psychic on the spot. It is supposedly a trendy word meaning your child is a science genius,

"Hey, did you hear about John's brother? He scored so high on the science test people are calling him a sci-kick now!"

by Watermelon Tears November 10, 2020

Kick the doughnut

To insert one's toe into a butthole.

Guy1: "Dayyyummm.... check out that boo with the booty... I'm tryin to kick the doughnut"

Guy 2: "Shit, man... you nasty."

by turd_burglar699 January 1, 2012

quantum kick

When you kick someone from a Discord server that wasn’t even in said server to begin with

“I want to kick mark but he’s not in the server”
“Well quantum kick him instead”

by TriTron_ May 9, 2018

horse kicking

When u don't know how to eat a girl out right and she starts kicking in pain but you continue thinking she is enjoying it.

Remember when you we're eating out that girl and she was horse kicking in pain.

by Justnasty June 10, 2016