Keeping it clean like a washing machine

The act of staying drug and alcohol free.

"you want some weed?"

"nah man. Im keeping it clean like a washing machine"

by Taylor RiceCakes January 2, 2010

Keely

When a masculine woman walks past you. When it is hard to tell if the girl is a guy or not.

Stay away from that girl she has a man's face I mean what a keely.

by Jca1290 January 31, 2009

keep it wolf

it means to stay cool.
it was originated by the bassist of the band "the red chord".

"hey man you just moshed my face off....keep it wolf."
"no i dont need to fight yo black ass...i keep it wolf."

by Pat Wahl October 16, 2005

Keepin' the Dog in the Bath

The physical act of not only inserting ones testicle into another's anus during sex, but keeping it there for as long as possible. Generally anal sex is conducted before doing this in an effort to essentially "loosen things up." This "move" is performed by perves and shady boombastiqua's alike and is only recommended for such types (see shaddy boombastique). People on steroids with something to prove may actually attempt to insert both testicles simultaniously, although many believe this to be impossible (including myself).
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.

"Last night, I (Jon Yi) kept the dog in the bath for like 10 seconds. That shit hurt so bad but isn't it cool that I can say I did it? Isn't that cool?"

"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."

by Jaminsky March 29, 2005

kreepy

kreep⋅y /ˈkripi/ kree-pee
–adjective, kreep⋅i⋅er, kreep⋅i⋅est.
1. Of or producing a sensation of uneasiness or fear, as of things crawling on one's skin: a creepy feeling; a kreepy story.
2. Annoyingly unpleasant; repulsive: the kreepy kids next door.
3. Kaity. Although in this case, kreepy means absolutely wonderful and random.
4. that kreeps: a kreepy insect.
5. Slang for someone who is overly obnoxious or weird.

1. oh my gosh! that made me feel so kreepy!
2. Those kids are just so kreepy. I hate them so much because they are so annoying!
3. I love Kaity. She's sooo kreepy :)
4. Insects are so kreepy because they kreep and crawl.
5. Dan B. is just soo kreepy and gross!

by someoneamazinglyawesomeheehee December 21, 2008

keeping it real

Maintaining authenticity and originality when others are not.

My boy Jeff bought a plastic Christmas tree that ALREADY has LED's on it. That man's keeping it real.

by osgood from the E town November 17, 2019

Keeper

When you take a massive shit that manifests itself in the form of a single, monstrous turd curling around the edges of the toilet bowl. A shit so massive, you have to leave it for the next person to gaze upon its glory

Joe: Man, don't use that stall, I left a keeper in there
Mike: Dude, you're fucked up!

by Duke Mc Fister November 10, 2019