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Kate Hikes

Kate Hikes is a pattern recognition expert who works in data analysis.

She's often in trouble with HR for noticing trends in her office, but she's really just trying to help the company, albeit in a naïve and overly goodhearted way.

The term has come to be used in reference to anyone with similar characteristics, who gets in trouble for pointing out things that are true but anathema to talk about.
Friend: Did you hear about Dave getting the ax?
Bro: Yeah, he started paying attention and now he's going the Kate Hikes route.
Friend: If only he knew when to keep his mouth shut.
Kate Hikes: What did he do wrong? Everything he said was true...
Bro & Friend: BROO!
by Long Pale Dale December 27, 2023
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Kate

A fucking communist ass bitch who moves your shit and doesn't give a shit. She's Russian and mediates. You can't turn on the light because she's a freak and is pale as fuck. She tries to sneak things in your room and get you in trouble. No one likes her and she is an antisocial weirdo. Stay away from communists like this girl because you may get jumped by the mafia.
Kate? Oh shit...RUN
by Ihatesomepeople69 September 14, 2021
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Jessy Kate

A gaslighting, alcoholic, pathological liar, who thinks they are supreme
Omgoodness Miranda has turned into such a jessy Kate!
Omg definitely! She needs to cut down on her drinking!
by SoggyBanana87 August 4, 2022
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Kate

Kate is a girl who is worth keeping, sometimes all Kate's aren't nice but 80% are
great. She has a heart when it comes to people, her respect is high. She values respect, if you don't respect and except her she will cut you off really quick. Don't mess with a Kate, she will beat you up. Kate has high expectations, especially when it comes to love, she expects you to love her because as soon as you stop she will stop loving you. She has the heart of Silver, maybe not Gold. She isn't perfect, neither is her life, but she tries to be the best version of herself whether you don't like her or not, she still cares for you even when you hurt her.
Kate the great! Noooo...
Kate always late.
Im just kidding Kate's
by Professor Squiggles March 20, 2023
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Kate

Kate Scott is an absolute fucking cretin
by kateisacretin April 19, 2018
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Kate

Kate’s often will be perfect matches with Virgo’s who’s names start with T from my experience, these people are soulmates
Kate is so hot
by Random Anonymous person December 21, 2022
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Mary Kate

Mary Kate is a blonde girl with light colored eyes. She's so pretty, her hair is gorgeous, and she dresses well. She loves soccer, singing, and reading. She's sweet, down-to-earth, and determined. Shes not great at spelling but gets amazing grades. She's hard on herself.

Mary Kate is a popular girl that everyone loves.
Kid: "Who kicked the ball that high?!"
Kid 2: "Mary-Kate ofc. She's a great soccer player!"
Kid: "She should be captain! She's so good!"
Kid 2: "wow, that's a great idea! Mary Kate would be great at that, she's a great leader"
by welpimstillhere December 27, 2023
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