july 8

four days after the fourth of july

woah guess what it's july 8th! That means the fourth of july was 4 days ago!

by vatamins October 20, 2019

July 22

the day after the best day of the year, July 21

random dude: Jason was born on July 22, what a loser
guy who was born on july 21: aye shut the fuck up asshole he was born on july 22, aka. the day after the best day of the year

by cartiscart November 13, 2019

July 1

the day where the most sexiest girls alive were born. but if your a guy then it doesn’t really matter .

That peng ting wiv dat fat back over dere musta been born on july 1 styllll!

by leeksarebad November 9, 2019

July 27

July 27 is the day where all the BAD BITCHES are born. If you're born on this day, you're the baddest bitch and you deserve to be praised on your birthday. In more than one way ;)

Person 1: When's your birthday?
Person 2: July 27th.
Person 1: Oh so you're a BAD BITCH?

by thekinkybitch June 17, 2021

July 11th

National get your face stuck in a mug day

Kylie: its July 11th
Ruby: yes ik
Kylie: its national get your face stuck in a mug day
Ruby: gets her face stuck in a mug

by ratattatattatta April 15, 2021

July 22

national the ants day

Throw the plant away if it has had any contact with ants.

Walk around like the ants girl does.

"Hey brian why are you putting your fingers on your head like that?"

"Its July 22, national the ants day, bro!! now got throw away your plant!"

"Oh yeah dude, gotta throw it out!!"

by donaldtrumpisanidiot May 11, 2020

July 15

if someone is born on july 15 you have to give them head it’s a law

wanna suck it?
no
i was born on july 15
ohhhh okay come here

by babydrivrr November 11, 2020