joker

someone that is or does something stupid. a mild insult.

"omg! did you see that joker!"

"what you lying for you joker!"

by triky July 28, 2006

Ofer-Joke

1) A joke created by Ofer Gill
2) A joke worthy of having been created by Mr. Gill

Have you heard the latest Ofer-joke?

by Igor & Chip April 21, 2005

dumb blonde joke

A joke told by someone who is only making fun of blondes because blondes are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than they'll ever be. And no I'm not a blonde.

black-haired person: How many blondes would it take to fill the brains of one chipmunk? More than the amount of blondes in the universe!

brown-haired blonde lover: You're only making fun of blondes because you're jealous that you will NEVER be as good-looking as blondes.

black-haired person: Oh FINE, I admit it, I am. I'm sorry.

brown-haired blonde lover: It's alright. Now we can start the 'TPWMFOBAJJBBAWWHTTEB' (The people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, WAY hotter than they'll ever be) orginization.

black-haired person: Good idea.

The two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes.

by Blondes are hot! July 23, 2004

Joker

A sexual act when as the male is ejaculating, he makes an extremely swift left to right movement(or right to left) across the female's mouth, creating a line of semen from cheek to cheek. Similar to the joker's wounds.

I've had sex with many animals, and one time I gave a girl a joker across her butt hole.

by Nay Nay October 12, 2008

Dumb blonde joke

Stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ....And yes I Am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )

Example of dumb blonde joke:

Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb

Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!

OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN

by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014

jokeman

a clown type of person 🤡🤡🤡

"Oi shut up you jokeman still"
"Wys jokeman looking clapped still"

by JokeManDeez May 3, 2022

99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009