johnny slapnuts

A person at work that is a piece of shit, but somehow gets anything they want!

“You hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnuts…Everybody hates that Douche Face!

by #Gerbils May 15, 2016

Johnny Tracc

Professional heterosexual that can pull up any girl. (besides matilda tili)

Sheeeeesh bro, you are like Johnny Tracc.

by JJ Brinks April 2, 2021

Johnny orlando

Johnny orlando is a perfect boy who's now 17 almost 18 and he's my Daddy. Yes Daddy.

Wow he's perfect but not as johnny orlando

by Whorelando😏 October 19, 2020

Johnny Shaded

The act of masterbating to porn in front of the tv when Police knock down your door

I got Johnny Shaded last night by the Anne Arudel County Police.

by turd to ya mudda June 5, 2011

Johnny Wasted

When someone is out of their brains drunk

"He got so Johnny Wasted last night that i just went home'

by Stefane January 11, 2009

Johnny Nona

He is the gayest man on earth he slept with men such as Grayson

Johnny Nona is gay. He had sex with garyson

by Jaden Gui: Village leader July 28, 2021

johnny mccormick

A hot as motherfucker that has a huge cock and always gets major bitches and ripped as fuck but he loves to cuddle

Johnny McCormick has such a huge cock

by Slayingalways March 21, 2017