Outlook Jockey

(n.) A coworker or manager whose immediate, knee-jerk impulse upon receiving any email, question, or new piece of information is to schedule a meeting in Microsoft Outlook to discuss it, often when a simple reply or quick chat or slack would suffice.

Synonyms: Meeting Maven, Calendar Crusader, Slot-Filler.

"Don't even bother emailing Chris with a complicated question; he'll just respond by acting like an Outlook Jockey and invite the entire team to a 90-minute meeting next Tuesday."

by HoldenGreene October 1, 2025

chicken jockey

the word in the Minecraft movie that every theater goes insane over

joes friend: oh shit joe, he's gonna say it!
Jack black: chicken jockey!
the entire ass movie theater: explodes

by neonVX May 9, 2025

chicken jockey

A Minecraft mob that was popularized by the Minecraft movie to the point of being considered a brainrot term

Jack Black: Chicken Jockey
The theater: *explode in popcorn

by I used my real name for my acc April 11, 2025

Poop Jockey

A man the anal sex position where the dick is up the asshole in a dick-riding fashion. The dick-riding partner is on the top of the other who's belly is facing up while the dick is up the ass. The "poop" in "poop jockey" comes from the shit that is on the dick from the anal penetration.

"Damn you're riding that man like a poop jockey"

by HidalgoGuatalupe February 27, 2021

Knob Jockey

One who rather enjoys riding cock like a jockey who enjoys riding a horse. Usually a homosexual.

Omg look at the queer, he's such a knob jockey.

by Ting Wot July 7, 2015

curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road

that driver is such a curb jockey

by anonymous April 14, 2023

Jockey

Sticking your wang in someone’s ass then back in their mouth.

I gave her a jockey last night🤪

by Jesusmoves June 30, 2021