The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!
Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.
Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.
by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011
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by The Word Warrior February 18, 2011
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a typically slutty jock who somehow manages to get all the girls, have sex with them, get them all in the next town, all in one night one night.
by awesomeisanoverusedname October 27, 2015
Get the jockcock mug.A mix between Jock and Gamer. A person who plays sports (like football, basketball, baseball and volleyball) but is also a nerd and plays games (minecraft, fort nite, black ops and GTA)
“hey look there sam! ya know, he’s a jockmer”
“wth is a jockmer?”
“ya know a guy that’s athletic and a nerd for video games. that’s obviously sam.”
“wth is a jockmer?”
“ya know a guy that’s athletic and a nerd for video games. that’s obviously sam.”
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'Doctor I've got a really sore fanny from riding my horse'
Doctor 'Looks like a serious case of Jockey's Wink to me'
Doctor 'Looks like a serious case of Jockey's Wink to me'
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Peter Watts advertises himself as a failed jell jockey, for he had tried running plasmids and failed.
by Sarasti 9 From Outer Space April 2, 2008
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"Welcome to the company. As the resident server jockey, you'll be responsible for overseeing the successful rollout of Windows 2008 onto these Pentium II's for our 300 employee branch in Chicago. Any questions...good."
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