Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that holds aura

Master wu showed me his ancient technique to stroke the Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025

Jade rights

Something non existing.

Jade: *does something inappropriate*
Everyone who sees it: 🚫 jade rights

by idctbh July 18, 2019

Baeomi Jade

The stage name of a singer/songwriter once known as Asia Keishai.

“Have you listened to Baeomi Jade before?”

“Alexa play “Forever Feeling” by Baeomi Jade”

My favorite song is “Sunsets @8” by Baeomi Jade

by Baeomi Jade June 16, 2021

Jade

Jade is a girl with a fat juicy ass! With of course a heart of gold. When you see Jade walking down the street watch out! Her sexy ass might cause a accident!

Did you see that sexy girl over there?

Yeah that’s jade! She’s got a fat ass!

by thequeenbbbb November 24, 2021

Jade

Adjective, exclamation: used to indicate agreement, approval, or admiration.

Synonyms: Good, cool, dope, dank, posh, groovy, gnarly, far out, chill, lit.

"Jade, yo."
"Did you see Ariana Grande's latest video? It was actually pretty jade!"
“I'm not doing so jade right now, man."

by theguywhostartedjade February 14, 2019

Bring Jade a snack day

on April 29th, we all bring Jade a snack. Just because.

Bring Jade a Snack day is today!

by Biggie_Smalls6969420 April 29, 2021

Jade

The kindest, cute, smart and amazing person you'll ever going to meet. Jade's are very family orientated and the mother of the groups. She constantly checks on people and knows how to make everyone feel better when they are sad. Jade's are always willing to help you out if you have a problem and will sort it through with you even if you don't think you need to. Everyone around them loves to spend time and talk to them as they make everyone around them comfortable. Jade's will always be there for you as they care so much about the people around them. Jade's are also extremely smart and are somehow extremely good at binary. Anyone has a Jade in their lives should cherish them, as Jade's will be the greatest thing that will have happened in their lives.

Wow you are such a jade!

Thank you for being a jade to me.

by chicken_little143 June 4, 2022