A trippy ass planet that only Jade can take you to since she's from there and just visiting earth. Its main attractions are sexy sex and jeffery's (with eveything but goddamn clorax)
its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly
its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly
by trip trip March 24, 2012

A great friend with a short fuse ready to defend you at moments notice. Jade is often a silly goose but can sometimes be a scary goose.
Jade is such a goose
by Serious Duck January 8, 2025

Jade Howard is perfect even though jade Howard's can be a slut at times she makes up for it by being a beast in bed
by jadetheonisionlover February 14, 2017

Jade is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has a smile of an Angel that could make your day better then it was. She has so many talents in so many ways. She is naturally beautiful and is so gorgeous and stunning. She has a heart of gold and is a very kind and nice person to everyone. She is not shy and is a very out there person with the best vibe. Her personality and Goofy ness would make you fall in love with her even more. Her eyes are like a beautiful sunset and a outstanding sunrise. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!. Her love for people is like a rear diamond that needs to be held by the right person. She so much love for people but one wrong move and she has no love for you. She is the life of a party and the light to everyone boredom. Her singing voice is like no other. If you have a Jade that you love that you like tell her you like her and tell her you love her but hold on to her because she is worth more then you will ever no. She is the type to stay with you forever and will love you till her last breath.
Jade is a rear diamond hold on to her tight because once you leave her you will never met someone so special again 💙🥰
by Peekaboo 456 November 24, 2021

The weirdest person in the world who is obsessed with the hit TV. Netflix original series Stranger Things.
by Cantspellmyname December 18, 2017

Jade is a cool gal that is very nerdy and good at violin, and she is bad at lots of subjects but luckily she can make up for it with her attitude and behaviour, one of the best things about her is that she's super short and everyone knows this but she's rather feisty and cool still. Plus she's super duper freaky if you ask the right questions.
by otellomelody November 8, 2021

Jade is a naturally beauty. She is so hot and you can fall for her very quickly. She can manipulate you easily and you can be obsessed with her. She is very sexy and always top even by men. Everyone thinks that she’s hot and she is! She doesn’t care about your feelings. She always says her opinion and you can have fun with her. You know what I am talking about. She knows how to it very great! She’s a Maf!a leader and could k!ll everyone. She’s always the leader.
Someone:, I’m dating jade!‘
Someone:,you can’t reach her nobody can! She’s so hot! Lucky you!‘
Someone:,you can’t reach her nobody can! She’s so hot! Lucky you!‘
by niknamesjjsjs November 21, 2021
