apology date

According to Miss Chelly,

When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!
"He's taking me on an apology date because he f*cked up"
by Miss Chelly March 09, 2018
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e-dating

maybe you like someone on the internet and want to date them? then you fucking have esex and you connection fails casuing you not to talk TO THEM FOR THE NEXT 6 YEARS, or they just get bitches irl and leave you alone.
''I love e-dating because girls irl will not show me any affection so i can catfish online!''
by ccfvr August 22, 2021
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zoom date

Dating via remote video conference software such as FaceTime or Zoom. This form of distance dating has become increasingly popular during the social distancing guidelines enforced during pandemic times.
Hey Suzy, I'm worried about getting the 'rona. Shall we try a "Zoom Date" instead?
by René Bris April 04, 2020
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Turtle Date

Turtlenecks and Sex.

-Not recommended.
"What's a Turtle Date?" "Seriously, just don't do it."
by Tittlator. September 25, 2014
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date plater

the act of licking someones asshole or "datehole"
black cunt: "that white bitch Susie's a real horny mo'fucka....she likes licking my ass whilst sucking cock"

nubian jah rasta: "ahhh man... shes a date plater...nice!"
by Bill Cosbys Mum May 25, 2011
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Whisper Date

A project management term that pushes for a goal or milestone to be completed on a certain date but key stakeholders are not made aware of this date, the deliverables, or any logical reason why this date was chosen. A Whisper Date usually sets unrealistic expectations that results in people pulling off miracle work to save the ass of the "Whisper Dater".
"Ann are you okay?"

"Chuck presented to the management team this morning and set a 'Whisper Date' of completion for THIS Tuesday without informing the Engineering Team..."

"You know what they say, 'Let it be written... let it be done..'"

"Time to pull off some miracles!"
by High Priest of Rock August 02, 2014
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dating troll

a girl or a guy who will wait in the cut and make sure that the person you are dating is always uncomfortable dating you.
ie) A snake whispering in his/her ear.
While I was dating Tabatha, a dating troll started trolling and long story short the date ended before the ball got rolling.
by c-hat-e April 19, 2013
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