Irish Teakettle

the act of pissing in someones mouth then taking a lighter and burning there ass so they spew piss everywhere
hey man last night i pulled a Irish Teakettle on Becky
by J and Chris February 24, 2008
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Irish Thanksgiving

It’s celebrating Thanksgiving with a 12 pack of Guinness and Boston Market.
{Bob} James, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
{James} I'm having a Irish Thanksgiving.
by muxdragon December 15, 2008
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Irish Funnel Cake

Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.
While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.
by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022
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Irish Slingshot

An irish slingshot would be used in the situation that you just received bad head. First you would remove your dick from her mouth, then you would put the tip of your index finger on the tip of your dick. You would then pull sideways away from her face, and then release and watch all hell break loose! The head of your dick should then slap her in the face! leaving the imprint of almost a shamrock on her face.
Dude my friend pulled the irish slingshot on his girl last night.
by n!(k_0Rt!z February 12, 2009
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Irish Anal Bead

When you take a fifth of Irish whiskey and shove it in your ass and do a giant butt chug.
Holy shit that whore shoved a fifth of Jameson Irish whiskey in her ass and did a giant butt chug a true Irish Anal Bead
by Jigga208 April 16, 2022
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Irish Missile Crisis

The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.
Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.
by mattsmash99 May 31, 2017
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