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Homeless Invasion

When your neighbor tells the homeless people outside that you have food stamps.
Alex: Hey, can I come over?
Tony: I can't right now, I need to prepare for the homeless invasion.
Alex: What?
Tony: My dumbass neighbor told them I had food stamps and now I need to defend my house.
Alex: Oh, alright.
by Mr. RL May 19, 2022
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Homeless Invasion: Stage II

When you've defeated the homeless people invading your house and more strong homeless people invade your house
Alex: Yo, can I come over yet?
Tony: No. I got to prepare for the Homeless Invasion: Stage II
Alex: Bro what are you talking about?
by Mr. RL May 20, 2022
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Inch Investigator

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.
The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.
by K0z254 August 25, 2022
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mobile invasion

A phenomenon where a game gets a mobile port and suddenly 98% of the people playing it are mobile players
bro 1: I used to love this game, now it is mobile invaded
bro2: we must stop this mobile invasion
by SomeRandomIdk December 10, 2022
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alphabetical investigations

BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.
by QuacksO December 10, 2022
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fully invested

"we're fully invested - invest in us.. invest in you... stay fully invested"
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aroace invasion

Aroace invasion is when a bunch of people gather and follow/moot eachother on tiktok
"Have you heard of the aroace invasion?" "Yeah! the person who started it this time is xivvsed1ts right?"
by LIVIARTZZ June 14, 2023
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