When you make up, not hungover cause you’re not a pussy, but with a way to fat girl. However, when you’re about to leave you spot a strawberry up her coochie.
by Mrs.MC August 04, 2020
by Roy-Taichou July 18, 2009
A hook-up session in the a.m., following a drunken encounter the night before. Things have the potential to be somewhat serious, because is a sober act and not run on drunken hormones.
Girl #1: I think he really likes me. We bomo-ed last night, but after waking up we did the morning make-out!
Girl #2: Wow, this could actually lead to a real relationship!
Girl #2: Wow, this could actually lead to a real relationship!
by AznPrincess July 12, 2009
by Butterscotch Nick September 13, 2019
When you wake up so hung over that while gargling with mouthwash you decide to go ahead and swallow it in order to cure your hangover. Also known as a "Navajo Top Shelf".
by Ken Shooter January 14, 2012
Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.
My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.
by Tenaciousron October 18, 2017
A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.
Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
by ehmohteeoh October 10, 2010