5 second joke

A joke that lasts for only 5 seconds. (A joke that can easily be spotted in 5 seconds.)

Dood 1: look, I got a 100 dollar bill
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke

by YT name: Max Mool ( Asian kid) May 23, 2018

extendable second rule

Similar to 3 second rule, 5 second rule, 10 second rule

An (as of yet) unwritten rule that any food dropped on the floor may be picked up and eaten as long the person who dropped it states the number of seconds it has been on the floor and adds 'rule' on the end.

This is ever extendable for the length of time the food has been on the floor so can be used in any situation, especially if the dropped item is not easily accessible.

It is commonplace to wipe off some of the dust etc. before proceeding to eat

Person 1: Oh no I dropped my sweet under the table!
Person 2: No worries 25 second rule
Person 1: I thought that was just 3 seconds
Person 2: no it's the extendable second rule

*person 1 bends under table, retrieves sweet and eats it*

by JessieJess August 28, 2009

5 second rule

A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.

"Hey dude, that cookie's still OK to eat, the five second rule's in effect."

by dungbeetle July 10, 2004

Second Prestige at life

Adjetive: When people are so brofessional at life that they are above others who are not bros.

Eylam, Remy, Steven, Will, Brendan, Jake, and Lucas are second prestige at life.

by Hideki okajima October 15, 2011

Second Hand Hangover

After your friend has a night of drinking, and YOU wake up the next day with a headache.

Good morning Spencer, how are you?

Ugh....I have a headache
So, you've got a "Second Hand Hangover?"

by The Hartman June 9, 2017

second-hand like

liking a Facebook page after seeing it on someone's wall and/or news feed

"have you seen the page derek liked?" "well its a second-hand like from my page"

by niallisgay August 25, 2011

second semester lesbian

A girl (who is usually studying Gender Studies) who aggressive adopts a lesbian identity late in the first year of University/College study. However by the time graduation rolls around (unlike an actual lesbian) they have abandoned this identity and are often engaged to a soon to be doctor, lawyer or accountant.

The term was used at least as far back as the early 2000s by the sex and relationships advice columnist Dan Savage.

"I'm going to come out to my folks at Christmas time."
"Maybe wait till you've had at least one serious girlfriend or even hooked up with another girl,? Make sure you aren't just a Second Semester Lesbian?"

by Lord Boofhead July 1, 2016