the second bitch who took away half your fortune, meaning you now only have 25% of your money left, half of which your third wife will take away when she divorces you.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
Get the second ex wifemug. Similar to 3 second rule, 5 second rule, 10 second rule
An (as of yet) unwritten rule that any food dropped on the floor may be picked up and eaten as long the person who dropped it states the number of seconds it has been on the floor and adds 'rule' on the end.
This is ever extendable for the length of time the food has been on the floor so can be used in any situation, especially if the dropped item is not easily accessible.
It is commonplace to wipe off some of the dust etc. before proceeding to eat
An (as of yet) unwritten rule that any food dropped on the floor may be picked up and eaten as long the person who dropped it states the number of seconds it has been on the floor and adds 'rule' on the end.
This is ever extendable for the length of time the food has been on the floor so can be used in any situation, especially if the dropped item is not easily accessible.
It is commonplace to wipe off some of the dust etc. before proceeding to eat
Person 1: Oh no I dropped my sweet under the table!
Person 2: No worries 25 second rule
Person 1: I thought that was just 3 seconds
Person 2: no it's the extendable second rule
*person 1 bends under table, retrieves sweet and eats it*
Person 2: No worries 25 second rule
Person 1: I thought that was just 3 seconds
Person 2: no it's the extendable second rule
*person 1 bends under table, retrieves sweet and eats it*
by JessieJess August 28, 2009
Get the extendable second rulemug. A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.
by dungbeetle July 10, 2004
Get the 5 second rulemug. 1.) Seeing someone looking at a girl's butt.
2.) When your eye's sink below the horizon of a girl's body.
3.) When you look at a girl's butt.
2.) When your eye's sink below the horizon of a girl's body.
3.) When you look at a girl's butt.
Dude... your second-level drop is so noticeable.
Hot chick! Second-level drop, OH YEAH!
Come on man, that was a guy and you made a second-level drop? Give me a break!
4/12/11 - birth of "second-level drop"
Hot chick! Second-level drop, OH YEAH!
Come on man, that was a guy and you made a second-level drop? Give me a break!
4/12/11 - birth of "second-level drop"
by TheRealPandaSwag May 10, 2011
Get the second-level dropmug. "Dude I wanna go after Nina, but I haven't been laid in a while. I need some practise before her, otherwise I'm gonna be 2 second charlie."
by Thob October 4, 2009
Get the 2 second charliemug. When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner
Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"
Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018
Get the Second hand semimug. ohio state football.
when your team is fucking up in the first half and then they pull it together and end up winning in the second half.
when your team is fucking up in the first half and then they pull it together and end up winning in the second half.
Did you watch the Rose Bowl last night? OSU had me a little worried at halftime but I didn’t get too stressed bc i know they are a second half team.
by hedgehogslayer69 January 2, 2022
Get the second half teammug.