Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.

Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

MOTIVATED IDIOT

Noun: A motivated employee or person who is trying to perform a task or complete a responsibility without having the knowledge or ability to properly do so.

"I am amazed how excited he is to help but he will be in the way and slow us down because he is a MOTIVATED IDIOT."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

Magical Idiots

What you and your group of friends called yourselves when you were in Elementary/Primary school and you still jokingly refer to yourselves as now.

Person1: What should we call our group chat, btw?

Person2: Magical Idiots, lol.

Person1: Omg, do you remember that, tho?

Person2: Yeah, we were, like, so cringy, lol

Person1: Yeah, we used XD! Who even does that anymore?

Person2: ikr.

Then, they look back in 10 years time and realize nothing had changed.

by Y337 5p34k October 13, 2018

Idiot Pill

A pill that one takes to prevent stupidity or idiocy. Usually taken once a day.

Person 1: (using phone as a flashlight) I can't find my phone.
Person 2: Did you take your goddam idiot pill today fool?

by Nemu64 December 26, 2018

peak idiotness

The maximum level of idiotness any amount of people can be.

"oh boy, Dave sure is dumb!"
"Yeah, he's achieved peak idiotness!"

by CHATALOT1 May 30, 2018

Sapphic idiot

When someone of the female gender is head over heels for someone of the same sex.

I'm such a sapphic idiot for my crush because I get so awkward when I try to talk to her.

by Impasabear August 10, 2022

Idiot’s Podcast

A video podcast on YouTube that features Blake, Gavin, Maddison, Thomas, Rishal and Ian mainly. They have many shorts with lots of views, but also make tons of longer videos.

Person 1: “Did you see the new Idiot’s Podcast episode?”
Person 2: “Yes! It was so funny!”

by Idiot’s Podcast April 24, 2022