Bottle Bite (noun)
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
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Person one - It’s a cold one today boys.
Person two - Yeah, the car was frozen solid, but my water bottle was still liquid until the car warmed up a bit, then it froze completely
Average sized man - Yeah, it’s at least 0.5 degreeden bottles
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Average sized man - Yeah, it’s at least 0.5 degreeden bottles
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