Being extremely horny typically from lack of sex and knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex again with your partner because they have passed away. This term is very close in relation to ‘Sad Horny’ as you might be horny and want to try to masturbate but the sheer idea of another person or your partner sends your spiraling into a crying panic attack. God forbid you get to lay a finger on yourself in an attempt to release some of these awful, pent up emotions because a slew of sexual memories flow into your head preventing you from getting it up.
Fuck I miss elijah bruh. We had the best sex ever and im utterly crushed i’ll never get dicked down againnnn. Im fucking Horny grieving right now all i can’t think about his thst mans poking me and i can’t even jerk tf off. help my balls hurt im so done. i miss my baby. LLE😪💔
by EJlikestoast February 8, 2023
Get the Horny Grievingmug. When you absolutely have to have pizza, above all other needs or wants. This may cause the afflicted to commit various heinous acts or debase themselves in order to fulfill this need.
Fuck. I would do anything right now for some delicious crust, melty cheese, and delectable toppings. I'm straight-up pizza horny, dogg! I'm gonna knock off a liquor store to get me some cash to make this happen tonight.
by ProtonFire May 12, 2020
Get the pizza hornymug. A feeling felt by sex averse asexuals, being the closest they can feel to being horny. Usually manifests in ways such as suddenly feeling more appreciative of your friends and feeling the urge to show some sort of platonic affection, be it verbal or physical
"Alright I'm ace horny again, you know what that means. Who wants hugs, cuz I wanna hug everyone in this room right now, bring it in."
by anonymous September 5, 2021
Get the Ace Hornymug. When a person on the shy side is so horny that it gives them the courage to pursue someone to eventually get sex out of them. If you weren’t this horny, you probably wouldn’t wouldn’t be brave enough to ask for the other person’s number. 😂
Unlike liquid courage, you don’t have to drink alcohol to have horny courage.
Unlike liquid courage, you don’t have to drink alcohol to have horny courage.
Daniel is normally very quiet and doesn’t usually talk to girls but for some reason he had that HORNY COURAGE last night at the party and managed to get two girls’ phone numbers.
by DillBill47 September 20, 2022
Get the horny couragemug. The desire for non-sexual physical love and affection. Snuggles, cuddling, spooning, head in lap, etc.
“You ever get chill horny? This rain makes me want some good ole fashioned cuddles.”
“Nah man, that’s fucking gay.”
“Nah man, that’s fucking gay.”
by EODingus March 13, 2021
Get the chill hornymug. When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.
Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.
by Boipoi September 22, 2020
Get the Horny crisismug. The act or state of being horny constantly. It often comes from being aroused by simple things or objects you see in everyday life, such as a chair. This condition cannot be controlled, nor cured.
Garret cannot go to the mall with his friends, in fear of getting an embarrassing boner from his Constinuous Horniness.
by ThatGoesInMyPants November 14, 2010
Get the Constinuous Horniness.mug.