hat simp

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear
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Ass-hat

Noun describing someone who is being problematic and inconsiderate
You were such an ass-hat when you screamed at the special ed girl for having dropped her plate of food.
by GDDPHD March 08, 2017
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drop hats

When something is as astonishing as a gentleman would drop his hat off
Also "hats off"
by the42minutes September 29, 2015
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thinking hats

we will keep up our thinking hats about it
by Fuad ALkhafajy April 04, 2021
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brain hat

Yesterday I was on a bike and I was doing this mad trick - it was gnarly - and I fractured my brain hat.
by Brainhat August 08, 2018
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hammered hat

An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.
After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.
by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014
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Dickhead hat

Like a thinking cap, a dickhead hat is an imaginary hat that you wear when being a dickhead.
Person #1: Jimmy just punched that guy
Person #2: It looks like Jimmy has his dickhead hat on tonight
by walshyy92 July 12, 2013
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