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Serbian Hat

When a midget completely mounts your head and face fucks you.
"Hey look, that guy over there is wearing a Serbian Hat!"
by _po_gv September 9, 2023
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Hop-A-Hat

A game played when trying to get in and out of a room in which hours of sex has occurred. Thus creating a number of discarded used condoms (hats). Hop scotching around the hats.
I got up in the middle of the night to use the rest room and had to hop over 10 used hats in order to do so. Hence hop-a-hat.
by Wall-I November 12, 2019
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Newsboy hat

A newsboy hat looks exactly like what somebody would wear to a golf course. It's about as impressive to an opponent as bench pressing 500 pounds and looking at somebody, since it doesn't prove anything about a person.
If he/she wore his/her newsboy hat to the golf course, he/she would most likely fit right in as long as he/she didn't also start saying "Come on, I'll take on anyone that thinks this is just a golf cap, I'm headstrong and I always go hard, even now I won't back down from no one here if they try to get in my head!"
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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Beanie hat

A teen girl afraid of sexual euphemisms in internet chat rooms.
When you're a teen girl girl talking to your family don't be afraid to be a beanie hat, under certain conditions of course.
by Sexydimma July 13, 2021
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hat in the ring

Get in on a huge blowout family argument
Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.

Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?

Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.

Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.

Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
by cut the cards March 12, 2023
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Ass-hat

Noun describing someone who is being problematic and inconsiderate
You were such an ass-hat when you screamed at the special ed girl for having dropped her plate of food.
by GDDPHD March 8, 2017
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Smack Hat

Another term for a crash helmet.

A smack hat is similar in type to those worn whilst riding a lambretta or vespa. It is typically a visorless helmet that is most effectively positioned on the head by the use of a smack from the hand on the top of the helmet from a helpful friend.

A device to protect your head when it 'smacks' into an object.
Jimmy could really have hurt his head when he came off his scooter, but luckily he was wearing his smack hat.
by maadmaxxer April 22, 2010
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