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the english have landed

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!
Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”
by Ccs46 October 6, 2017
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i don't have any plywood

I don't have any plywood
I don't have any plywood
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Do you guys not have phones?

A sentence used by a guy who sold out a well-known famous franchise to the chinese investors during a certain convention joined by hundreds of fans.

Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.

Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).
Example 1:
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "

Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"

Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"
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The fleas have reached my knees

When you believe your old enough that you froth girls in a sexual way
“Boys gather round. The fleas have reached my knees!”
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Response to anyone who asks you, "You know what I mean?" referring to phone responses that tell you to press 1 for english.
by pavedave October 3, 2010
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have your back

when you have a friend that would do you a solid or mutual respect
tom said "yo man can you help me with my relationship issues? "

And toms best friend, Bill said " ya i have your back"
by haileyc_111 August 4, 2014
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