feux-hawk guitar god

One who plays guitar like a god and has had at least at one point in time in their life a feux-hawk.

Feux-hawk guitar god =Will Owen-Gage

by Sparrow, Rylet, and Hypocrite September 27, 2008

eleet-tric guitar

When nerdy/dweeby people try to be cool by playing theme songs to their favourite computer games (e.g. halo).

Mike: That Xavier kid thinks he so awesome playing guitar.
Stuart: He calls it eleet-tric guitar.
Mike: What a douche.
Stuart: Yeah.

by Tom is The Chode. October 16, 2008

guitar players

Biggest fuckin wankers in the world.

Go and experiment with your homo-sex in college ya faggot mama's boys.

by I hate guitar players April 4, 2005

Guntak

The Male equivalent of ZugZug after drinking Gin

CALM down Guntak, Cammy will be here soon

by stephen cooper May 5, 2004

Guitarherothreeaniatism Syndrome

This is a critical disease in which the patient's arms and/or fingers and/or hands are incapable of daily functions, due to finishing Through the Fire and Flames on expert and/or hard, and/or completing Raining Blood on expert and/or hard.

I'm in the hospital because I have Guitarherothreeaniatism Syndrome, but at least I finished the song!

by Charizard Thepokemon June 27, 2008

Guitarfreaks

see Guitar Freaks.

Anonymous: Hey, wanna play jam session with me?
Random: Sure, as long as I play GuitarFreaks.

by FTW May 13, 2006

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008