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Dick Dick Goose

The act of where 5 or more women go on thier hands and knees in a circle. One man walk around the circle and spanks each one (while saying "Dick"). Once "Goose" is yelled out, that woman will engage in doggystyle (bootysex) with the man. STD's and Crabs are often a result of this game.
"Hey ladies, want to head back to my place for a little game of Dick Dick Goose?"
by Gucci Mane II January 4, 2010
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Ghetto Golden Goose

A black baby that quacks and shits out food stamps
"Praise be Lawd, I found an EBT card in Daquan's diaper-- we got ourselves the Ghetto Golden Goose!"
by BaronO'Malley May 31, 2018
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loosen your goose

If you would just loosen your goose dude, you'd feel much better.
by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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Goose Gander Cunt

Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!
JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!
by DJ Talleo October 26, 2015
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Nebraskan Goose Waddle

When one waddles from participating in intense coitus the night before. Originating in Nebraska.
Person 1: did you see the english teacher doing the Nebraskan Goose Waddle today?
Person 2: yeah, the principal must've been all up in that last night!
by TheOtterOfLyfe April 17, 2014
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goose bump fever

(noun) - intense nervous excitement leading to reflex erection of hairs of the skin in response to a temporary solution for a permanent problem; old habits die hard.
"You get goose bump fever sometimes. You know what you want to do with your life, but doing it is a different story."
by axdouchebag January 5, 2010
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gross goose girl

Girl that coughs like a disguisting goose
Omg ew. That’s gross goose girl !
by mia_mm May 29, 2018
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