Goon Cocoon

Johnny spent ALL DAY gooning in his goon cocoon.

I am going to rent the Las Vegas Sphere and turn it into a goon cocoon.
by OilySaltine February 10, 2024
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Saggy Jowl Goon

A goon with 4 layers of jowls on their turkey neck
that old saggy Jowl goon got huge turkey neck jowls
by VileGay September 23, 2023
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 29, 2023
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Bermudian Flicker Gooning

Bermudian Flicker Gooning is a method of flicker gooning where you goon directly into a fan, doing it so much that the wind pressure combined with the volume of semen/squirt juices creates a hurricane, representing the Bermuda Triangle.
"Hey bro, did you try out Bermudian Flicker Gooning yet? Everyone's doing it!"
by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024
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Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
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Blame it on the goon

This means you are blaming it on a animal or items.
by Emilyrayann December 30, 2017
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goon material

THE SHIT YOU FUCKIN, UHH, MASTURBATE TO. Or something
Bro did not just share his goon material in main…”
“Eeerrmm, whoopsies!”
by dearlordgodpleasehelpme December 30, 2023
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