globlet

a glob of butter sour cream or any other ingredeint larger than a spoon full but less than half a cup

How much sour cream do you want on your potato?

Just a globlet.

by angry elf 24 May 23, 2011

mud gobbler

Someone who enjoys licking their partner's anus hole. Those who do not wipe properly leave a little pooh around the anus, hence their partner spending time down there becomes a mud gobbler.

Jim: "Oh please keep going!!!"
Steve comes up for air and Jim sees a little hint of brown around Steve's mouth.
Jim: "Damn, Steve, your the greatest mud gobbler!!!"

by swinboat October 28, 2010

Whittling the Gobbler

Occurs when the neck skin of an elderly man or woman is used as a makeshift sexual orifice.

"I just caught my grandfather whittling the gobbler with my grandmother. It was awesome!"

by Mr. Crafty February 28, 2009

GH GOBBLER

When a girl bites your dick off and cuts a hole in a couch and puts your dick in there. Then you have to go look for it and sew it back on.

Duuude, that bitch just did the GH GOBBLER on me and now i can't find my fuckin dick!!

by The Slankin' Bananians #1 January 20, 2009

Gobble Gobble

A place where hobos hide belongings. Can be anywhere, but most of them use sewer access, old elevator shafts on the streets, and some in old electric/water meters found under the sidewalks of major cities.

Man: Oh shit, I left my smokes in my gobble gobble!

Man: HEY GET AWAY FROM MY GOBBLE GOBBLE!

by Webreever October 9, 2008

nob gobbler

one ugly dick sucker

looks like a gobblen and suck nobs

by mike May 20, 2004

goobley

a bit of guck, gunk or unknown gross stuff found in the corner of eyes, on skin or any other object where the substance/material is unidentifiable.

"it was hard to open my eyes until i cleaned all the goobley off" or "i was about to eat a string bean but i noticed a spot of goobley on it so i had to wash the bean"

by Robyn Gravelle August 8, 2007