Goatchaffe

The heterosexual act of doing something completely homosexual.

He goatchaffed him

by Jay are eye April 18, 2019

Goat

Most people use the word sheeple when they actually mean goat. A goat is a person that's unaware of what's going on in the world around them. They go through life on autopilot thinking everything in life is great, even when it isn't. Words synonymous with goat are sheeple, sleeper, dreamer, and ignorant.

Fred: Mandy is sure strange. She smiles all the time for no reason at all. When I asked her what's so great, she said the world is a perfect place. This world is anything, but perfect. What's wrong with her?

Allen: Some people will always be a Goat.

by Pony Battles June 29, 2020

GOAT

Greatest Of All Time. Not that fucking hard like how do people get this wrong so often it makes my dick limp.

YOOO YOUR GOATED AT ROCKET LEAGUE BRO

by Whatta Juul December 29, 2020

Brown Goat

The whore of a group of individuals: slut. The easy one. Someone who sleeps around a lot.

Monica is such a Brown Goat. I heard she hooked up with five different guys on spring break.

by unorthodokz March 16, 2009

silly goat

The cutest thing you've ever seen. Usually referring to a significant other. Usually solicits many "awwws" from others because it is so darn cute.

Dude you must really love your girlfriend
yeah, she's my silly goat, my everything.

by Silly Goat April 12, 2016

foolish goat

A person who says something very silly.

Minhaj: Erin, is 1+1 3?
Erin: Oh Minhaj u foolish goat

by small dick compared to minhaj April 16, 2017

One-eyed Goat

Another slang term for penis... Similar to One-eyed zipper snake but as a goat.

Gurl-"Are there any one eyed animals?" Guy-" Yea there are the 'One-eyed Goats' like the one in my pants."

by Brozo The Clown September 26, 2010