A derivative of the Portugese Breakfast.
1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom.
2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended!
3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well.
4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet.
5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup.
6. Enjoy!
1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom.
2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended!
3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well.
4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet.
5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup.
6. Enjoy!
Guy1: Morning sex was great today. She wanted a portugese breakfast, but I was also hungry, so I suggested the Denny's Grand Slam.
Guy2: Dude, thats awesome, did you include the creampie?
Guy1: Yup
Guy2: Yer Effed buddy!!
Guy2: Old King Clancey Style?
Guy1: You know it!!
Guy2: Dude, thats awesome, did you include the creampie?
Guy1: Yup
Guy2: Yer Effed buddy!!
Guy2: Old King Clancey Style?
Guy1: You know it!!
by Grundleheimer Schmidt February 23, 2011
Get the Denny's Grand Slammug. A drink that annoying girls and the occasional Asian student might order at Starbucks. 'Skinny' was first used by Starbucks in 2008 to avoid the length of the commonly ordered drink's previous name: Grande Non-Fat Skim Latte.
by Allerton Road July 30, 2009
Get the Grande 'Skinny' Lattemug. penis of big; a man who usually hangs out in south augusta at all the local pubs and hits on the ugliestl, fattest women who never ever lose his phone number which causes wife much agony. NO, CLARK... not you.
by me March 16, 2005
Get the penis de grandemug. a loose French translation of "The Big Cheese"; also a character in the game International Ragnarok Online; a beastly force when they were a level 99 assassin, now as an assassin cross has wreaked havoc among the realms of World of Emperium. Lurks in the dark like a ninja, but will rip your face off like a pirate, so Le Grand Fromage is like a NINJA PIRATE! also, often referred to as "cheese" or "supa' cheese"
Le Grand Fromage is smelling bad today. Either he's been let out to sit in the sun, or he hasn't leveled enough today. Either way, he stinks.
by bigstuff17 February 18, 2007
Get the Le Grand Fromagemug. by Nick Masiello December 14, 2008
Get the Grand Island Dynastymug. My Grand Uncle gave me lots of cookies and made me fat.
My Grand Uncle is very chubby and has a big belly.
My Grand Uncle is very chubby and has a big belly.
by supercutekid November 19, 2011
Get the Grand Unclemug. by ExcusemesirWTF June 15, 2021
Get the Pulling an Ariana Grandemug.