Floor Sailing is the next submission to the Olympic Games Committee defined by the distance a person travels while tripping or slipping on a smooth, slick or slippery surface!
Dude if you had only practiced a little more you could have gotten a Gold Medal in “Floor Sailing“ for that record slide in class!!
by OneVisionVideo November 27, 2020
Get the Floor Sailingmug. A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.
The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.
by Jbar1997 December 6, 2015
Get the Floor hippiemug. by ADB123 April 29, 2022
Get the floor spongemug. The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
by anonymous February 25, 2023
Get the Garage floor monstermug. by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
Get the floor dullingmug. Floor the place
When someone wants you to "floor the place" they want you to fuck them so hard they can't walk for a week
When someone wants you to "floor the place" they want you to fuck them so hard they can't walk for a week
John wanted me to floor the place last night but I just wasn't ready.
Margret and Billy really floored the place last night, I could hear it from the room next to theirs!
Margret and Billy really floored the place last night, I could hear it from the room next to theirs!
by Fuck English language February 28, 2016
Get the floor the placemug. The process of overnight decor transformation with Welspun Flooring's Click-N-Lock Tiles that will leave your house looking lit 🔥 like a winter bonfire or a Diwali spark any time of the year.
by such-a-day it was November 23, 2021
Get the Floor Makeover In A Daymug.