Work Fishing

The act of going on an expensive fishing expedition under the guise of entertaining clients, and charging it to the company. Work fishing must be accompanied with hand gesture quotation marks. " "
Work fishing can be interchangeable with “work golfing” “work Texans season ticketing” “work rodeo suiting” and “work strip clubbing”.

Dude, my freezer is full of tuna I caught while I was “work fishing” with clients. Wait till the company gets the receipt for that!

by Dean&Rog July 29, 2011

giraffe fishing

asking for pics of necks instead of nudes

wow look at all these neck pictures! I'm the giraffe fishing god! Fuck cat fishing

by giraffegod April 11, 2015

spunk fisting

A woman swallows a load then pukes the cum onto her fist and fists herself to get pregnant.

Greg's mom conceived by spunk fisting.

by Robert Paulson May 27, 2016

Offguard fighting

When someone who's too weak to fight you straight up & fair has to get you when your least expecting it at the worse moment because they can't handle doing the real thing.

1.Hey did you see that girl run up and get her offguard?
2.Yeah that was weak and unfair,I say they should go another round because she had no idea offguard fighting isn't right.

by Fam what's tha bam August 31, 2016

Flame Fisting

When you set your whole hand on fire and fist a girls vagina.

I met this girl and she told me she was into flame fisting, that was my first and last time I did that. My whole hand is in pain right now.

by DeniZgamR August 6, 2017

Puffer fishing

When u blow a fat amount of air into the person u are kissing.

I was puffer fishing my girl in the back of my car after the library

by Mfbiscuit May 8, 2019

Double Fisting

When someone eats/drinks from both hands simultaneously.

Josh was double fisting pizza and they were both pepperoni.

by TheLaminator June 4, 2019