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Facebook Preacher

The act of posting ones religious beliefs on Facebook on a daily basis when in reality the don't follow the advice they are giving to everyone else. Usually ends up on someones blocked list, or unfriended.
Friend 1- Dude why's your mom always talking about the bible on Facebook? Does she not know that no one cares?
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.
by Draketehrobber October 6, 2011
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facebook tryhard

Someone who tries to have a lot of friends and become popular over facebook. Some symptoms include consistently posting inspirational statuses, too many pictures, liking everything. Self explanatory name.
by coolging805 July 14, 2011
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Facebook Hypemanning

-verb
1. Backing up your pals on facebook by repeating some of their words, to make it seem like they're a rapper.
Simon Smith
sick of the builders drilling outside my window, I'm bout to go out there and break some hard hats

Frank Jones
BREAK SOME HARD HATS!

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Sally Brown
stop posting statuses about bieber you morons

Katie Gardener
MORONS! YEAH!

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Chris Turner
baww I'm so hungry gonna get some toast

Jack Harper
GET SOME TOAST! RESPECT IT!

Chris Turner
jack what are you doing?

Jack Harper
I was facebook hypemanning

Chris Turner
I wish you were dead
by ShaolinPete November 20, 2011
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Facebook Shopping

The act of scrolling through the friends list of a facebook friend actively looking for a person to be set-up with.
I was facebook shopping for a new girlfriend because my old one is a slut.
by FuelRod January 26, 2009
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Facebook A K

To post multiple comments on someone's wall like a machine gun.
I just Facebook A K ed that dumb monkey Jim.
by mnkey kilr June 13, 2010
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Facebook rage

a feeling of intense or growing anger brought on by other Facebook users' comments or posts. Such behavior might include sarcasm, verbal insults, name calling, making threats, or, in extreme situations, yo momma insults. Facebook rage can lead to excessive Googling in search of supporting facts, incorrect quotations, screaming at your computer, throwing your phone out the window, high blood pressure, twitching eyes, and insomnia.
Why does Jesse look so bad this morning?

She was up all night with Facebook rage when Nate asked why people would oppose gay marriage, and then someone responded that marrying children and animals would be next.
by jessegrace5 March 28, 2013
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facebook cleaning

The process of deleting "friends" from one's Facebook list.
Brian: I have like 1000 friends

Trent: I hope you're exaggerating...Dude, you need to do some Facebook cleaning

Brian: Truer words have yet to be spoken.
by Brorack Brobama February 10, 2010
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