The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.
by crap house hose May 3, 2021
Get the The Funky Pirate mug.A queer (girl/guy) that trolls you and photoshops your body on theirs. Theys spy and copy everything they fucking do from someone else. They take credit of any of your work, score, anything you type that they can put they're name over. They'll use you to make a fake account to get publicity. They rub they're hands together and think they're big playmaker playboys. They're all fucked up idiots. They think your their "op" so they give you a big pussy face when they see you even though they're not even a hustle and you can smoke all of them. They hate you because you're better than them. When they're not too busy "hustling" they're either fucking themselves or doing drugs. They buy their fake plastic pussies/fake dick dildos in somebody elses address. They're pawns and all the hoes play them their whole lives. The hoes feel sorry for them so they give it to them even though they're cheaters, fags, pussies, snakes, trolls, fiends, fools, bitches, niggers, wimps, spics, drug addicts, junkies, haters, rats, jocks, posers, shitbags, perverts, public offenders, have no skills, and broke. They love every drug(I can't type). They have a basic sized dick. They're part of the nnnnnn(no dick) gang. They use "popsicle sticks", "duct tape", "putty egg", "velcro", "strings", "staplers", "donkey yoyo", etc and they put it out of their zipper even though a child could see it.
Guy 1- "Did you hear that girl got with Playa lol?
Guy 2- "No. I don't know why anyone would go down on that goddamn fony."
Guy 1- "No way bro is that your body photoshopped on Playa's profile picture?"
Guy 2- "Yes it is. I'm going to report him and every fiend that photoshops my body with their name on it."
Guy 1- "No lie, I would run up right in his face."
Guy 2- "No. I don't know why anyone would go down on that goddamn fony."
Guy 1- "No way bro is that your body photoshopped on Playa's profile picture?"
Guy 2- "Yes it is. I'm going to report him and every fiend that photoshops my body with their name on it."
Guy 1- "No lie, I would run up right in his face."
by umbreonxxx May 7, 2021
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The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?
Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
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Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?
Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
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Get the Chonky fronky mug.This stupid whore you met on the street who walked all the way from the desert in the middle east to the other side in the world, She is covered in so much dust that not even the almighty Rusty Dusty has matching power to her.
Him: jesus fucking christ what kinda creature is that over there maite?
Me: that's some fat whore called Dusty Funky Samantha mane
Me: that's some fat whore called Dusty Funky Samantha mane
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