better than it could be
Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!
Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!
Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!
by mom743 December 4, 2010
Get the better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish mug.The process of insterting one's finger(s) into a female's vagina (referring to the smell of the said finger afterwards).
by Mercunium August 16, 2003
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First see safety, or doorknob
A better version of the "safety", "doorknob" game. Instead of doorknob, you say "6 fish" and punch the person who farted untill they name six different fish.
A better version of the "safety", "doorknob" game. Instead of doorknob, you say "6 fish" and punch the person who farted untill they name six different fish.
by Dangell August 25, 2009
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Any of several species of fish that congregate around the sewage discharge pipe of stationary ships or boats to feed off fecal matter that is discharged overboard.
Any of several species of fish that congregate around the sewage discharge pipe of stationary ships or boats to feed off fecal matter that is discharged overboard.
by Lee W November 18, 2004
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Get the Delay fish mug.an individual that is an expert at getting something from those around him/her for free. Usually obtains free drinks, drugs, money, a free meal... Just as a pilot fish attaches itself to a shark for a free ride.
Sure I'll buy this round.
It's your turn now, how about if you buy this round?
I have no money, sorry
What are you? A pilot fish?
It's your turn now, how about if you buy this round?
I have no money, sorry
What are you? A pilot fish?
by Dman57 April 5, 2008
Get the pilot fish mug.Based on a fishing tournament format, the 'Fat Chick Fish Off" is when a group of males go out 'fishing' at a bar or party and attempt to 'catch' as many hefty females as possible. The goal is to catch the biggest female. At the end of the tournament, the fishermen return home for the weigh in. Each fisherman weighs his catch on a floor scale and the one with the most weight, wins the tournament. The fat females are then kicked out and 'released' back into the wild. They can also be eaten if preferred.
John: How did you do in the Fat Chick Fish Off tournament last night?
Cody: Great! My catch weighed in at 314lbs!
Cody: Great! My catch weighed in at 314lbs!
by GOJDCJ October 19, 2010
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