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February 5th 

Ask yo crush out boo
Boy:hey will you go out with me

Girl:of course but why

Boy:it’s February 5th
February 5th by Malfoy.manor February 4, 2021

February 9th 

a person born on February 9th gets railed by and person of their choice
person 1: hey it’s February 9th
person 2: omfg ...
person 1: come over right now
person 2: im on my way
February 9th by musterious February 6, 2021

February 8th

National dead day. Every one is dead on February 8th
Person 1: Yo why you dead
Person 2: It’s February 8th
Person 1: dies
February 8th by February 8th February 8, 2021

February 6th 

Your are a descendant from the almighty powerful goddess Chloe Bunch, you must go to the Pottery House in Pigeon forge, TN and request a February 6th special, then you must say “Timmee Nugget is the bom.con” you will automatically get a free meal. Optional-right a review explaining your thankfulness of Chloe Bunch for good luck for life.
February 6th- awesome and so cool.
February 6th by Timmee Nugget February 11, 2021

February the 14th 

a day when multiple users on discord where hit with "@someone, if they don't reply within {number} seconds here, they make this their profile picture for 1 day", it is a day one must press F to commemorate the fallen, as the day was a culling of the weak and the strong.

F
Person 1: "Dude, why is your profile picture a furry? why February the 14th of all days?"
Person 2: *loud, vivid crying*

February 17th

National Nickandballs Day
Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: February 17th. Why?
Person 1: It’s National Nickandballs Day!!