by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.
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A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.
1) I love the summertime! Hey Leroy, have you seen all the sad faces parading around Murray Hill?
2) Yo have you met Horace's buddy Lance? He's hysterical; he goes on JDate and hammers a different sad face every night of the week
3) Dude I'm so mangled! I was creeping last week and I think some sad face dimed me out to my girl
4) Happy: Look at her! Pappy: I'm not really into that whole sad face thing
2) Yo have you met Horace's buddy Lance? He's hysterical; he goes on JDate and hammers a different sad face every night of the week
3) Dude I'm so mangled! I was creeping last week and I think some sad face dimed me out to my girl
4) Happy: Look at her! Pappy: I'm not really into that whole sad face thing
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Get the Stank-face mug.A common term of insulting a male and or female by saying not only are THEY a slut but they are in fact; SLUT FACED!
WOW, way to be a slut-face there, good job
Shut up you slut-face
I love him because he's such a little slut face =))) awwww...
Shut up you slut-face
I love him because he's such a little slut face =))) awwww...
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Get the Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel mug.An extremely ugly "woman" that stalks and then surprises her prey with her presence; often considered to be a myth. The resulting shock is summed up in the word "Shovel-Face."
A Mythological beast of unsurpassed ugliness. It stalks young attractive men, or men that have offended it somehow, and surprises the prey hoping to incapacitate the victim so it may carry him away to its underground lair to have its unholy way with him.
It is believed to be the offspring of Medusa the Gorgon and Dick Cheney. Though its stare does not turn men to stone and kill them, they certainly wish that were the case.
A Mythological beast of unsurpassed ugliness. It stalks young attractive men, or men that have offended it somehow, and surprises the prey hoping to incapacitate the victim so it may carry him away to its underground lair to have its unholy way with him.
It is believed to be the offspring of Medusa the Gorgon and Dick Cheney. Though its stare does not turn men to stone and kill them, they certainly wish that were the case.
Shovel-Face: Hey Michael. (Appearing at Michael's door unexpected)
Michael: Ahhh, Shovel-Face! She does exist.
Michael: Ahhh, Shovel-Face! She does exist.
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