Shoelace Express

To walk home after a night of partying while being in a state of intoxication.

Instead of going aboard the drunk drivers shuttle, they decided to take the Shoelace express.

by chipmunk 314 August 16, 2011

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Panda Express

A fast food chain that serves "Chinese" themed food, mostly well known for its Orange Chicken. It's not authentic Chinese by any standard, but it's still delicious.

Tim Wong: Where are we going to dinner?
Steve: Panda Express
Tim Wong: That isn't real Chinese Food like they make in the motherland, but okay.

by partyrockstar222 August 11, 2016

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.50 Action Express

Badass gun that this fucking n00b obviously can't handle. Overkill is necessary when you're dealing with an endless horde of zombowlies that need an instant and terribly gooey beheading.

OMFG! ZOMBIES! *pulls out .50 AE Desert Eagle* *2 seconds later* oops...I guess I should clean this up...

by DEAGLE November 25, 2003

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Pancake Express

It is when you make pancakes, have sex with a girl through the pancake (anal or traditionally) after you are finished you make her eat it or you can eat it.

Wake up in the morning, make breakfast, then put your penis through pancake, like a penis ring, then have sex and eat the pancake after. Therefor completing the Pancake Express.

by Scaridence November 12, 2009

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