Ethan Poo

When your friend takes over 20 minutes to take a shit and your left alone wondering if he's wanking or crying.

Boy: I need to go for a dump
Girl: It better not be an Ethan Poo
Boy: Sorry, need some time alone

by Yep I'm George April 9, 2015

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ethan tischer

A sexy beast that gets all the girls

Girl one: OMG that boy is so sexy
Girl two: well his name is Ethan Tischer after all.

by Sexy beast912 December 25, 2016

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Ethan Rice

A big dick nigga

Person 1 : I hooked up with a guy last night
Person 2 : Was he an Ethan Rice?
Person 1 : Hell yeah!

by RayA2020 November 11, 2019

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Ethan Brittner

Some fucked up teeth lil fag who doesnt like the boys and has a micro penis, his past times are gay sex

Hey do you know Ethan Brittner? That lil fag, ya!

by ttyl111 May 14, 2020

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Sneaky Ethan

When a player who is really trash at a video game does one good play, nothing else.

oh my god! ethannn reviving for a split second while playing an 8 star osu! map. he just pulled a Sneaky Ethan !

by high-def January 21, 2018

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A total creep that is a huge bug out and is trite wash. Loves FaceTime is also known as the Derrg. He’s afraid that while he is destroying the beis, jessolsen is balling and getting better while he is just becoming a chode. He is also not even close to being symmetrical .#bugout #nosymmetry #trite #wash

Ethan derg is trite wash

by Benime February 1, 2018

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