That lady as Starbucks got my damn name wrong, ITS EDDIE, NOT EDDY! I ain’t no low level 4 letter Ed, I’m a chad 5 letter Ed.
by squidwardop June 2, 2021

by Fuckminot November 21, 2023

The Nicest person you will ever meet. People named Eddie always have a big dick. Eddie's are fantastic at sex. Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humor. He likes to please he girl in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Any girl named Hannah would be a bitch not to date him.
by Eddie has a big one October 29, 2020

by HtxDonte May 18, 2022

by Ownenreddie dededdie pittman March 12, 2019

A terrible individual who, at first, seems pretty..okay. With time, however, the people around him notice that he is, in fact, someone awfully mean, cruel, stinky and without any manners. Eddy is impolite and narcissic and women will soon or later see his true nature (of a monster)!
Eddy is so late, I will never invite him again!
Have you seen the hair of Eddy? Straight out garbage!
Eddy is so terrible, I will never present him to my mom!
Have you seen the hair of Eddy? Straight out garbage!
Eddy is so terrible, I will never present him to my mom!
by moumamouamaa November 21, 2021

by anonymous November 22, 2021
