by RonMark46 March 29, 2021
Get the nigga eyedmug. Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
Get the One eyed whistlemug. An Australian slang term for someone who is really high since their eyes start to go red and squinty like a chicken. only to be used for those who are reeeeeeeeeelly high
"hey wheres tom"
"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"
"oh fuck how much did he have"
"easily 13 cones just to himself"
"mans gonna be on journey"
"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"
"oh fuck how much did he have"
"easily 13 cones just to himself"
"mans gonna be on journey"
by SomeDumbFuck December 31, 2018
Get the Chook eyedmug. Dulled, unaware, zero ambition.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.
You have been in this situation for so long you are bleary eyed to it.
He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.
He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.
by Edz67 July 20, 2023
Get the bleary eyedmug. It's the opposite to 'Cock Eyed' (when your eyes look together). Fanny Eyed is when your eyes look away from each other.
by Stevie,itsagirlsnametoo June 18, 2018
Get the fanny eyedmug. Ei, my husband. <3 ily
You try your best and i know it. You crack jokes a lot.
Ur dad is bald tho #notadilf 😕
You try your best and i know it. You crack jokes a lot.
Ur dad is bald tho #notadilf 😕
by Sock285 July 20, 2021
Get the Eimug. by Linderdizzle February 29, 2020
Get the brown eyed waterfallmug.