Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.

Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets

by Shalam69 September 3, 2023

on the driver

On it.

Dave: "Hey uh Mark, bro, can you do that thing, y'know, the one we asked you to do?"
Mark: "On the driver"

by CooperABC December 5, 2018

Lancer Driver

They are actually a good driver, yet when by themselves, they think there in a fast and furious scene. They’re a person who thinks he is driving a Ferrari yet is actually driving something that could be gassed by a Suzuki swift. Also are the type of person that thinks he writes the road rules

“Look at the lancer driver, thinking he’s Lighting McQueen”

“What the ... does this bloke know how to drive, what an idiot”

by Wowowoiw March 2, 2021

Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis

Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands

by Steezmiester June 18, 2020

Pewber Driver

A ride you get and pay for when your in a major city and the driver, his breath or car stinks.

"Whats that aweful smell?"
"It's the pewber drivers breath man."
"OHHH thank god were in the back seat."
"I know can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to him? Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him about his life please?"

by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017

Neighbor driver

when your passenger in the front seat gives you directions but you know where your going.

stop being a neighbor driver I know where I'm going

by KYL35T0N3 August 1, 2020

limo driver

Similar to The Shocker, the Limo Driver has one finger the front and 2 fingers in the back.

I was expecting the shocker, but he ended up giving me the limo driver.

by The D's Squad August 30, 2018