Polyphony Digital

A greedy corporate empire specializing in sticking it to their customers without the use of anal lubricant. Known for creating the greatest video game known to man, then destroying it after ripping off many thousands of hard working blue collars. These people have mastered the art of dangling the carrot, giveth then taketh away, and good old fashioned thievery.

Aww, man. You purchased a video game from scumbags who made it "pay to win" with micro transactions AFTER the sale? At least you have a game to play. What's this? They had this overpriced game server down for nearly 24 hours and it's online only? That's crazy talk. Say what? They nerfed any chance to earn credit without micro transactions? Get outta here.. only Polyphony Digital would do something that scummy. Oh, you purchased Gran Turismo 7? I'm sorry..

by Smashed My Mooseknuckle March 18, 2022

Digital Self Harm

The act of listening to Matt Walsh's pod cast.

Person 1: I was listening to Matt Walsh talk about how much he wants to fuck children the other day.
Person 2: Bro, you need to stop doing that. That's digital self harm.

by Sninck November 16, 2023

digital grandaddy

someone of a mature nature who has spent most of their life using the internet and I.T. gadgets and likes to think they are an expert in all things technical.

person 1 - 'Hey dude, what happens if I push this button ?'
person 2 - 'No idea dude, go ask the digital grandaddy!!!!'
(person 1 - 'Safe blud')

by Pav M =] December 30, 2008

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THE PINNACLE OF BRAINROT.

Legend speaks of a man who had memorized the sacred texts. After REDACTED amount of REDACTED witnessed the REDACTED that happened, the man was never seen again.

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by SkibidiSigmaWarrior May 28, 2024

digital pyro

A person who burns all of their multimedia instead of purchasing it legally, be it cds, movies or the likes.

"Alex, yer such a friggin digital pyro. Burnin anything you can get your hands on!"

by David Chance L April 21, 2008

digitalize

To bring a girl to climax using your fingers or digits. Coined by Braggsy.

Yo Stav, did you get it on with her? Nah man I digitalized.

by stavvy June 1, 2007

digital blackface

The act of having a profile picture of a black person and or acting and behaving like one in text or social media

“She did digital blackface because it was ‘funny’ and literally nobody laughed.”

by meowqth June 18, 2023