Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.

Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.

by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019

Digital Zombie

A person who walks around completely oblivious to their surroundings due to being totally absorbed in their digital devices.

I saw a herd of digital zombies waiting for the school bus today. Each was wearing headphones while staring at their phones. None of them seemed to be aware of the others around them.

by John in Virginia April 27, 2025

digital bleach

Digital bleach is somthing the internet needs because the shit you find online needs to be stoped.

“IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERNET 😂😂😂”
“WE NEED TO GET DIGITAL BLEACH”

by Saranghae Min Yoongi May 6, 2018

Digital bath

A deftones song meaning electrocution in the bath

Someone sneaks into the women’s bathroom while she’s showering and plugs up a toaster and throws it in her bath now you call that a “digital bath”

by Pink maggot June 28, 2021

Digitized Theory Studios

The Ultimate Software Company that currently develops leading edge 3D games and applications. h4x t0 d4 m4x.

No n00bs w3rk 4 digi7i53d t3h0ry

by n30x October 17, 2004

digital nudist

One who prefers using online passwords drawn from their personal life experiences thus leaving themselves naked to hackers and identity thieves. They are protected only by a slim veneer of hope that they might remain invisible among the crowd. They cling to recollections of past loves, former addresses, and autobiographical trivia and eschew any conformance with the advice of technocrats.

His cubicle partner was an avowed digital nudist.

by imprecise January 17, 2015

Digital Politician

A male or female that uses social networking websites (Facebook, YouTube) to blatherskype about politics and how they think the world ought to be.

Usually will be the first one to respond to anything political on facebook with about 3 pages of crap regarding your status, even if it's only mildly political.

You bet. He's a Digital Politician. And a Douche Bag

by Qualdo October 31, 2010