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diet dual

a contest between two women to see who can lose the most weight or be the thinnest by a given time. A diet dual may be proposed to resolve a disagreement between the contestants, much like the sword and gun duals in the days of yore.
Keira and Alessandra argued bitterly over who was sexier. Finally, they decided to settle their dispute with a diet dual. Whoever had the lowest BMI (Body Mass Index) by Valentine's Day would be declared the sexier of the two.
by wouldaben January 6, 2011
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70 mph Diet

When someone has a lead foot, and sees a cop and doesn't slow down, but finally learns to adjust.
Oh yah, he didn't learn, this is his 3rd ticket this month. He should've listened to me when I told him to go on the 70 mph Diet.
by Saralise September 6, 2007
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diet

dude, i could go for a line of diet right now
by reverse pyromaniac November 27, 2003
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Diet Coke

Forerly a diet cola this variation of Coke was modified by midwesterners much like coke and cherry coke to carry non-beverage like connotations. Diet Coke refers to something gay and is used as a tactful way of insult.
That pink and Purple Miata is Diet Coke. Those guys on queer eye are Diet Coke. That blonde spikey haircut of yours is diet coke.
by Nathan Voelker & Drew Fitch October 3, 2004
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dieting orgy

a meeting of women held for the purpose of inspiring each other to become thinner by combining their weight loss with sexual ecstacy. The members of a dieting orgy are usually slim to begin with and strive to be thinner only to increase their already considerable sexiness.
It was the perfect dieting orgy. The group of models, ballerinas, and rhythmic gymnasts rented the women's gymnasium and locker room for a week. They wore only bras and panties to heighten their awareness of the fat they wanted to lose. They would record their weight, waist, bust, hip, and thigh measurements at least three times per day and record them in a log book. Girls who were losing weight and getting smaller would giggle and congratulate each other and console those who were not losing weight and size as fast as they wanted to. They spent their days drinking water, exercising, weighing, and measuring themselves. There were an abundance of scales, mirrors, and tape-measures for self contemplation and measurement. The girls gave each other cunnilingus to relieve their hunger with sexual ecstasy and create an inextricable psychological link between hunger and sexual ecstasy. By the end of the week they were feeling so sexy, slim, and ebullient at the collective weight and size they had lost that they stripped off their bras and panties in joy to better show off their hip bones, tiny breasts, and slim vulvas. Cunnilingus became constant, and the floors became slippery with their wonderful vaginal juices. By the end, they all agreed that it was the best dieting orgy ever.
by wouldaben January 7, 2011
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Diet Rugby

A common term used by Austrailians to refer to American Football.
"Oh! Did you see the game last night?!"
"Please! I don't watch that diet rugby crap!"
by anonymous293758 August 1, 2005
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Diet DP

I just had a Diet DP
by jrhuddleston October 23, 2009
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