excalibur dick

Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.

She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...

She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.

Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.

by Excalibur caliber October 23, 2015

dick grayson

the hottest person alive

"hey. have you seen dick grayson"
"yeah. he's hot"

by g6rlogan February 5, 2022

rat’s dick

Something you would willingly give, on a par with giving a rat’s ass, when you care about someone or something.

Let me assure you, I don’t give a rat’s dick..

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

dick bait

Like click bait but purely for men. Those fake accounts who follow you on insta for a day with fit as fuck profile pictures and dodgy links in the bio.

Me: Check her out, she just followed me on ig
Mate: Dude, she got some crazy phishing url.....she's pure dick bait.

by atdotslash October 12, 2015

Dick Ronald

A word used to call someone a dick but with a human characteristic.

"Daniel slept with Brok's mom"
"He is such a Dick Ronald.

by Omar, Josh, Daniel May 2, 2012

conner dick

a true dick.

hes a conner dick

by aslop February 24, 2017

Kissed on the dick

Australian slang phrase for prospering from a lucky occurrence.

Barry: Just won $100 at the TAB.

Bruce: You must've been kissed on the dick.

by Mustafa_Moneteddsdsd July 5, 2014