Daijyoboobs

The combination of Daijyobu, "it's ok", and Boobs. The presence of breasts that makes everything ok.

I was having such a terrible day that I didn't realize that I walked into the girl's locker room. Daijyoboobs.

by ZeroZeroZeroZero November 7, 2010

daily express

Princess Diana fanzine. Essentially the Daily Mail with added Princess Diana obsessing.

Headlines of the Daily Express: "Diana crash REALLY WAS A CONSPIRACY"

"...No it wasn't"

"YES IT WAS!1"

by Dickface Faceofadick May 27, 2007

Dairy Queen

Despite the good food, is the absolutely worst fucking place to work, in which the day you get canned (like I did) or quit, you'll be celebrating with tears of JOY.

WORD TO THE WISE, after making a blizzard, the collars get thrown in a dirty ass sink full of water that has nasty ass soggy candy pieces and melted ice-cream from previous collars. The very same collars that are used again a second later and contaminate the ice cream with shitty disgusting water.

Friend 1: "Yo, Jake! You know Bob got canned from Dairy Queen the other day?"

Friend 2: "No shizzle? Why?"

Friend 1: "Well, he told me his boss is a fat douche who didn't even like him from the start, so he found some lame excuse saying he doesn't feel Bob is committed to his job, just to give him the boot. Never seen Bob so happy in my life though."

Friend 2: "Daaaayaaamnnn that shit's nuts man."

Friend 1: "Word. I guess he was tired of cleaning shit off the toilet seats."

by IsraelHands09 December 2, 2010

dairy dip tip

A turd that comes out with an end that resembles the tip of a soft serve ice cream cup or cone. This usually indicates the completion of a bowel movement. A blunt tip as opposed to a dairy dip tip would indicate internal breakage resulting in the need for further movement.

I'm certain my bowels are empty as my turd had a dairy dip tip.

by nekidcamper January 23, 2010

Daily dose of internet

Shows you thing you could of lived your life without knowing for example
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The three gorges dam slowed down the worlds rotatain

Me: WTF i didnt need to know that your just a youtuber not a scientist

Daily dose of internet is a youtubet

by Hello help me September 13, 2020

..dailynxssa

A fanpage for Nessa Barrett. Is super nice and funny. Also will talk to you about any problem you have and is the best nessa fanpage.

..dailynxssa is the best nessa fanpage ever.

by I love you too November 10, 2021

dais

A platform (as in a lecture hall) or podium raised above the surrounding level to give prominence to the person on it.

"The matriarch stepped onto the dais and the crowd fell silent."

by kldv June 15, 2003