Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.
John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.
Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.
Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
by Zack November 25, 2004
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Female version of a male douchebag. Works overtime on her look, makeup, hair, wardrobe, demeanor and virtually every characteristic which would entice males in public. She does this with no intention of hooking up, but rather to feed her insatiable appetite to build self-esteem.
The fouchebag walked through the club directly to the bar. Upon arriving she turned and quickly scanned the room to determine if her appearence generated any hysteria which would eventually land her free drinks.
by Toosh August 1, 2007
Get the fouchebag mug.Having the qualities of a douchebag; often seen in those with an abundance of first names, the socially awkward types, and/or the class know-it-all which everyone despises.
"Zachary Micheal Paul showed extreme douchebagginess when he blurted out the answer in class and then scanned the room to make sure everyone heard him."
by Zp_db October 5, 2009
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by GEoDLeto July 7, 2011
Get the Douchebaggeritis mug.A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.
Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!
"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"
"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"
Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!
"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"
"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"
Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!
by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011
Get the Douche Bag Mafia mug.A young male who usually has at least 2 of these characteristics: Arrogant, annoying, rude, selfish, self-absorbed, inconsiderate, or enjoys putting others down.
A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.
His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.
They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).
A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.
His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.
They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).
Drake enjoyed bullying anyone who was "weird" in his eyes, and soon was known as the high school douche bag.
by Justabandgirl August 6, 2012
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