Double-Rape

This is when person A threatens to rape Person B if Person B doesnt rape Person C. And since you cant trust rapists, Person A rapes Person B anyway.

i am going to Double-Rape you so hard that you wont even remember getting raped after you rape your own dad!

by darien lake August 27, 2009

double team

to attack or defend against with twice the usual force

They tried to double team the crook and knocked him down when they succeeded.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2008

double header

Felatio performed by two people upon one other person simultaneously.

Sarah actually brought her friend over last night and they gave me a double header. Two mouths are better than one.

by Chase Daugherty November 28, 2006

double pun

1. a play on words that occurs when a person makes a pun within a pun, often followed by great excitement and a sense of accomplishment for the person who told it. this is a very powerful pun.

2. an extended pun, not limited by frequency of occurrence

person 1: i was banging my girlfriend so hard during titanic, i missed the ending. what happened?

person 2: loose lips sink ships.

person 1: dude, that was a double pun. touche.

by dan trainor December 15, 2008

Double Damn

Where you see a beautiful woman from behind and you think to yourself...
"Daammnn.... >=D"
Then she turns around and you think...
"DAMN!!!! DX"

"Jake and I saw this Girl at walmart she was the worst case of Double Damn! the hottest thing I ever saw, we were both like "damn" But then she turned around and it was so fucking scary it was like "DAMN!!!"

by Bree-ish August 4, 2006

double hypocrite

A hypocrite who complains about hypocrites..... in other words me

*Jeff beats his wife, is a raging alcoholic, rapes babies, murders people, and steals shit all the time BUT Jeff goes to church..... this makes Jeff a hypocrite*

*Jeff is talking to his friend about football and along walks a hypocrite and Jeff says "DAMN I HATE HYPOCRITES!".... now armed with the knowledge that Jeff is a hypocrite and he complains about hypocrites we can officially call him a "double hypocrite"*

by foshiznizzle November 23, 2007

shoot a double

Coined after a wrestling move, it is a phrase often used by a person (who in most cases will be jacked and tan) to imply that he will literally "shoot" his body in on another person, grab both of their legs, lift them up, and proceed to drop them on their neck. The person "shooting" may grunt during the move or arm-pump afterwards to assert their dominance. Can also be followed up by a "monkey stomp."

Art is so jacked, he can shoot a double on a 500 pound boulder.
Art got so mad at the kid that he shot a double, dropped him on his neck, then monkey stomped the back of his head multiple times before walking away.

by Stortz January 20, 2009