by Swagmoder July 23, 2023
A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.
Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.
by nabnab1305 December 01, 2015
by JEld October 26, 2022
A person who is not very attractive but dresses very nicely, thus increasing their attractiveness through the help of expensive clothing.
by LocalClusteringCoefficient January 10, 2017
Did Jake tell you about how he got those new 300 dollar airpods?
Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.
Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.
by Whalosaur July 16, 2023
by Abracadabra bitchzzzzz August 10, 2022
Diamond of Doom is what most mechanics and vehicle technicians call a Renault. This is due to the Renault logo being a diamond, and usually they are broken causing doom and gloom for the owner. Can also be called the Diamond of Death as well!
Gaffer: We've just a Ford come in that needs a new clutch
Technician: No problem, I'll start it as soon as I've finished changing the brakes on the Diamond of Doom
Technician: No problem, I'll start it as soon as I've finished changing the brakes on the Diamond of Doom
by IKnowTheLingo September 06, 2024