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cute hoor 

An Irish slang word used mostly to describe a sly, crafty little conniving bollix of a fella, only out to bleed the tax payers or friends alike dry of money to use for their own benefits. a bit of a chancer.

"hoor" is pronounced like "sewer"

not always used as an insult.
"You're some cute hoor!" or “Ya cute hoor, ya!”

Irish bankers use "cute hoor" economics. a.k.a " The Cute Hoor Party"
cute hoor by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011
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Cute-rage 

The sight of something so effing cute, such as a beagle puppy playing, or any cute puppy, or baby dressed in a onesie that makes them look like a bear or some other fuzzy cute animal. Take an already cute baby, add the onesie multiplier effect and it is too much for most passionate, feeling people to take. Once the cute-rage has occurred, this energy must be dissipated by punching something, typically a large pillow which provides enough resistance for the blows to feel satisfying or hugging the kid/dog so hard their eyes pop out; as this is not an option, you hit the pillow and run around swearing about the cuteness. Cute-rage CANNOT and does not occur with inanimate objects. The DSM only defines cute-rage to occur after seeing a living thing that is off-the-charts cute, or doing something similarly cute.
Holy fawking shit, did you see that four-year-old dressed up as a lion? He had a tail, the hood with ears a la Max from Where the Wild Things Are, whiskers painted on his chubby little cheeks! When he trick-or-treated my house I almost punched a hole in the door from the cute-rage; I was so overtaken by his off-the-charts cuteness! He even growled at me with this little kid voice before the "trick-or-treat".
Cute-rage by The Fig February 24, 2011
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cute smol bean 

michael jackson is a cute smol bean that must be protected at all costs
cute smol bean by 80smyqueen September 28, 2019

cute ranga 

this is a load of bullshit.
it is non existant.
sorry for all you 'cute ranga' believers.
rangas can only be hot.
Prince Harry is HOT ranga, not a cute ranga.
cute ranga by Hot Ranga May 21, 2011

cute little goof 

A cute little goof is used to define a short Latino person (usually female) who has an amazing smile and cares for people more than they should and is an exceptionally good girlfriend and can make her dumb boyfriend happy at any time.
Your my cute little goof babe.

Oh hush
A funky fresh outfit worn by a young woman and noticed by an older G.
That Lovely right there looks good out here! I especially like her hoop earrings, Capris, and Cute Top! Man I'm finna holla at that!
Cute Top by Terry Bad Ice May 18, 2019

Cute rat 

When someone is cute but not hot
Abby Smith made this and she is a Large Cute Rat
Cute rat by ratman):$;&(& June 8, 2019